Oh, what the hell . . .

Just to document it for my website, i decided to try the candy machine.  What you do is you use the scooper claws there (much more effective than that shit hole Stars & Stripes), and then it dumps the candy into that white platform on the left.  A constant moving bag pushes it forward and . . . . .

It's rigged.

Here's the thing.  There is a trap door above the pit area.  Which means that's NOT going to slid down, unless a pound of candy falls on it.  At most, you might get two or three pieces. 

How cruel is that?